New Medium Ransom Note Appears to Threaten Puppies

Ransom Note, Anonymous

After my most recent story that shared ideas on how best to lure new followers with impractical bribes, I received a new ransom note that I am taking very seriously.

First, I was not aware that I owned a puppy, and not sure that “owning” is the right term since that sounds so inequitable, not that the puppy owns me but more of a sharing and co-dependent relationship is what…